|Yesterday 05:18 PM|
|7nomad8||My wife would have told that mechanic to talk to her gear head husband. That would have ended that ! ! !|
|Yesterday 11:37 AM|
|OldTech||Yes, there are a lot of people like this - they are NOT all women!|
|10-19-2016 09:00 PM|
The moment you can't stop laughing, malc should enjoy this....
Later gator Russ
|10-19-2016 03:07 PM|
I had to stop listening, that was too painful. Can a woman not know that stuff? It wouldn't slip by my wife.lol
|10-19-2016 03:03 PM|
|10-18-2016 03:43 AM|
|10-09-2016 10:23 AM|
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father.
He asked if they were interested; both said they were very much in favour of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50 percent.
The husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home they found the postman dead on the porch.
|10-05-2016 09:02 AM|
|09-30-2016 09:22 PM|
|09-30-2016 01:01 PM|
The Pope goes to New York, and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?"
The driver is understandably hesitant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that."
But the Pope persists, "Please?"
The driver finally lets up, "Oh, alright, I can't really say no to the Pope."
So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the Pope to wind the window down. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.
Cop: Chief, I have a problem.
Chief: What sort of problem?
Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit, but it's someone really important.
Chief: Important like the mayor?
Cop: No, no, much more important than that.
Chief: Important like the governor?
Cop: Way more important than that.
Chief: Like the president?
Cop: Much more important.
Chief: "Who's more important than the president?"
Cop: "I don't know but he has the Pope DRIVING for him!"
|09-30-2016 12:10 PM|
When my wife left, I was sad, upset and lonely.....
Since then I've got a dog.
I bought a new motorbike.
Banged two women and blown a grand on drugs and booze.
She's going to go mental when she gets home from work.
|09-23-2016 06:06 PM|
|09-23-2016 05:50 PM|
|09-23-2016 09:26 AM|
|TugboatBill||You can say that again!|
|09-23-2016 04:39 AM|
|7nomad8||"Vegetarian" is an old Indian word for "Bad Hunter"|
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