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Yesterday 11:08 PM
Dave57210 There was a city boy that was sent by has father out to stay with an uncle on the farm who promptly assigned him to "grease the wagon". The boy eagerly grabbed a can of grease and headed for the wagon. Later he returned and proudly announced 'I got the whole wagon greased except where the wheels attach to the axles---that was too hard to get to..'
03-12-2017 09:00 PM
boothboy Lost another job.

BB
03-11-2017 02:36 PM
whinny I'm gunna use that,lol

Later gator
Russ
03-11-2017 02:32 PM
Dave57210 Everybody knows about Murphy's Law
Ever heard of Cole's Law? (its chopped-up cabbage)
03-11-2017 02:06 PM
whinny That last bit is so true Dave.

Later gator
Russ
03-10-2017 11:42 PM
Dave57210
Am I getting to be that age?

I found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses,

and only sunglasses.

A young lady walks over to me and asks, "What brings you in today?"

I looked at her, and said,

"I'm interested in buying a refrigerator.” She didn't quite know how to respond.

Am I getting to be that age?



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I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones

that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse.

I can't afford one. So I'm wearing my garage door opener.



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I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.



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I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and calling it 'Pumping Rust.'

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When people see a cat's litter box they always say, “Oh, have you got a cat?” Just once I want to say,

“No, it's for company!”

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Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency.

I think you should write,‘An ambulance.’

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The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.

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The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble..

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Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words ' The' and ' IRS ' together it spells 'Theirs...'

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Ageing: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

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Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me.

I want people to know 'why' I look this way.

I've travelled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

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You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.

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Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.



May you always have Love to Share,

Cash to Spare,

And Friends who Care
03-10-2017 11:16 PM
whinny Above is funny.....but it's not if you get my meaning.

Russ
03-10-2017 11:16 PM
whinny In these pc days you have to wonder what's being taught at school eh? I drink rum n coke, small to medium , full of ice and double rum and coke up,to 2/3rds. Had a young girl before Xmas ask what's 2/3rds. This is not the first time, in fact it's about the third. Young people don't learn fractions!!!!
Unbelievable.

Later gator
Russ
02-23-2017 01:11 PM
Irelands child And now for some news.............

02-10-2017 05:03 AM
malc Recently out having a few Beers with the Lads...

One chap says "My girlfriend hasn't spoken to me for six weeks..."

"She's a keeper !" said another, "Women like that are very rare."
02-09-2017 01:04 PM
itchyWillys
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Originally Posted by whinny View Post
Hey bb, this actually happened to me about 40 years ago while shifting house to another area. Rental truck about the same size as your pic. Short cut under a bridge, bang, lost some furniture.
Lesson learnt. I never gave it a thought when it happened.

Later gator
Russ
When I was a kid my dad and his buddies were drinking beer and moving a neighbor. She gave my mom her piano so the drunks loaded it in the back of a pickup-no straps, next door neighbor sitting at it playing away. One sharp left turn into the driveway and the piano flies out but my neighbor is still sitting there singing and playing a missing piano. (The guy was a little Irish imp. He was always funny and played bball for Holy Cross , the college Bob cousy went to!) Surprisingly the piano survived and just needed a ggod tune which it already needed anyway.
01-26-2017 01:33 PM
7nomad8 My apologies to all, as I screwed up the prayer by leaving the first half out.
So, to rectify that, I'm sending the whole thing over.


The TV is my shepherd,I shall not want.
It makes me lie down on the sofa.
It leads me away from the scriptures,
it damages my soul.
It leads me on the path of sex and violence,
for the sponsors sake.
Yea, tho' I walk in the shadow of my Christian responsibilities,
there will be no interruption. For the TV is with me.
Its cable and remote control, they comfort me.
It prepares a comercial before me,
in the presance of my worldliness.
It anoints my head with Humanism, my coveting runneth over.
Surely laziness and ignorance shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I shall dwell in my house watching TV forever.

Amen

Auther unknown
01-26-2017 09:54 AM
7nomad8 My TV is with me. Its cable and remote control, they comfort me.
It prepares a comercial before me in the presance of my worldliness.
It anoints my head withHumanism, my coveting runneth over.
Surely laziness and ignorance shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I shall dwell in my house watching TV forever. Amen

Auther unknown
01-25-2017 06:20 PM
whinny Hey bb, this actually happened to me about 40 years ago while shifting house to another area. Rental truck about the same size as your pic. Short cut under a bridge, bang, lost some furniture.
Lesson learnt. I never gave it a thought when it happened.

Later gator
Russ
01-25-2017 08:50 AM
boothboy Yep.

BB
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