"When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my father.
Not screaming & shouting like his passengers!" ~ Bob Monkhouse
"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, you think it's only a minute.
But when you sit on a hot stove for a minute, you think it's two hours.
~ Albert Einstein
"There is no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong type of clothes!"
~ Billy Connolly