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09-29-2012, 03:12 PM
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Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving forward....
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"I hope Jim Lehrer gets the license plate of the truck that drove over him in this debate." - - Al Roker
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10-07-2012, 08:42 AM
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"The most important thing to succeed in show business is sincerity. And if you can fake that, you've got it made." - George Burns
(ya reckon 'ol George might have been talking about Politics also?)
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10-09-2012, 10:14 AM
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" If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 mph... you're gonna see some serious **** "
Dr. Emmett Brown
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10-10-2012, 08:03 AM
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"I don't trust joggers. They're the ones that find dead bodies!"
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10-10-2012, 08:39 AM
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Arguing about whether the glass is half full or half empty misses the point, which is this: the bartender cheated you.
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10-17-2012, 02:28 AM
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To become old and wise,
one first had to be young and silly. Author...not sure
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11-06-2012, 07:55 AM
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"No matter how big and bad you are, when a two-year-old hands you a toy phone, you answer it!"
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11-06-2012, 10:10 AM
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No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
George S. Patton. In our Country... one class of men makes war and leaves another to fight it out. William Tecumseh Sherman
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11-06-2012, 11:03 AM
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11-06-2012, 02:26 PM
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A word to the wise ain't necessary-it's the stupid ones who need the advise!
Bill Cosby BB 
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11-06-2012, 02:53 PM
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"If you don't like this pace then you sure as hell won't like my other one!" - my little brother
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11-10-2012, 11:19 PM
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Common sense is like deodorant.
Those that need it most don't use it.
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11-11-2012, 12:33 AM
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Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Albert Einstein
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