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11-11-2012, 12:54 AM
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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
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11-14-2012, 01:30 PM
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"Watch your thoughts ; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits.. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny." Author Unknown:
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11-18-2012, 09:49 AM
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"I will never regret the things I did wrong, I will only regret the good things I did for the wrong people".
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11-18-2012, 10:20 AM
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Last words....."They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." John Sedgwick, Union Army General.
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11-18-2012, 11:56 PM
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"One of the advantages of being married is that I never have to remember any of my mistakes! She does it for me."
 "If a man expresses an opinion in the woods where there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?"  texastomeh
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11-19-2012, 03:41 AM
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they call me tater salad. while flying plane upside down pilot has hairy crack up.
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11-19-2012, 04:15 AM
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"if your Mama keeps a spit cup on the ironing board - then you might be a Redneck!" - J. Foxworthy
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11-19-2012, 04:31 AM
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i know one about eatin watermellon and how to keep the flies off of it.hahaha
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11-19-2012, 06:05 AM
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This is one of my favorite quotes that I remember reading in Ben Franklin's "Poor Richard's Almanac" when I was very young. He was trying to explain that "we are only as strong as our weakest link" and he used this quote:
“For want of a nail, the shoe was lost. For want of a shoe, the horse was lost. For want of a horse, the rider was lost. For want of a rider, the battle was lost. For want of a battle, the kingdom was lost, And all for the want of a horseshoe nail.”
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11-19-2012, 09:20 AM
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If it tastes good, don't eat it. It's probably bad for you.
BB 
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11-19-2012, 11:42 AM
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“Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.”
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11-19-2012, 11:43 AM
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“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” Churchill.
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11-19-2012, 12:21 PM
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Quote:
Malc, if you keep that up, the libers are gonna be all over you - - so KEEP IT UP ! 
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11-19-2012, 12:27 PM
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Even it up....
“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed” anon.
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11-19-2012, 01:18 PM
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"Have you ever noticed that a wise man's head is always nodding when his wife is talking?" - - - ME
"Even tho my hearing is bad, I'm gonna get hearing aids because they have a volume knob !" - - - ME
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