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Old 01-26-2012, 07:27 AM
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"The man who invented the wheel was clever, but the man who invented the other three was a genius!"

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"I used to think age brought wisdom. Now I know you just end up a more experienced idiot".
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Grandma, Why did that man shoot the President?

"I don't know", she said. Then followed up with;

"SOME PEOPLE AIN'T GOT THE SENSE THAT GOD GAVE TO A JACKA S S."

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Old 02-14-2012, 07:21 AM
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A Valentine Quote:

"I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth." Chico Marx
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My 'offerings' for Valentine's Day

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. ~Author Unknown

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. ~Jonathan Carroll, "Outside the Dog Museum"

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~Author Unknown
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I booked a table for Valentines Day.

How was I to know the wife hated pool?
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Jimmy Fallon on Valentine's Day
"Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day."
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Old 02-15-2012, 08:17 AM
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"Red meat is not bad for you, Fuzzy green meat is bad for you."
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When I worked maintenance at the Plant.

"We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything, with nothing." Mother Teresa
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I love quotes, often so much great thought in one simple sentence.

I live by this one, day in and day out, I live by it. I didn't know before I heard it, but this is exactly how I look at each day.

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