[Job~Rated]

"The man who invented the wheel was clever, but the man who invented the other three was a genius!"

[Job~Rated]

"I used to think age brought wisdom. Now I know you just end up a more experienced idiot".

[OLNOLAN]

"I don't know", she said. Then followed up with;

"SOME PEOPLE AIN'T GOT THE SENSE THAT GOD GAVE TO A JACKA S S."

My Grandma (1963)

[wretched ratchet]

"Some parts of me just get up earlier than other parts"
Robert Redford The Electric Horseman

[wretched ratchet]

"I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth." Chico Marx

[Irelands child]

My 'offerings' for Valentine's Day

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. ~Author Unknown

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. ~Jonathan Carroll, "Outside the Dog Museum"

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~Author Unknown

[Job~Rated]

I booked a table for Valentines Day.

How was I to know the wife hated pool?

[wretched ratchet]

Jimmy Fallon on Valentine's Day
"Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day."

[wretched ratchet]

"Red meat is not bad for you, Fuzzy green meat is bad for you."
Author Unknown

[Irelands child]

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili Davis

(a man after my own heart )

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. ~Jim Fiebig

(Been there - been unhappy too )

Dave W

[OLNOLAN]

"We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything, with nothing." Mother Teresa

[OLNOLAN]

"Shall I rush this job before I rush the rush job I was rushing before you rushed in?" unknown

[OLNOLAN]

"The first thing you have to ask yourself is "How do it know?" "Slick" Bishop

[MARTINSR]

I love quotes, often so much great thought in one simple sentence.

I live by this one, day in and day out, I live by it. I didn't know before I heard it, but this is exactly how I look at each day.

“Seize from every moment its unique novelty and do not prepare your joys”
-Andre Gide

[Job~Rated]

"People who live in glass houses have to answer the door." ~ Unknown