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Old 02-21-2012, 06:18 AM
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"The first thing you have to ask yourself is "How do it know?" "Slick" Bishop
Can't help but feel that one was said just fer me. That's going under my user name.
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when asked by a lady, if he wore a hairpiece, Mo Bandy replied
"Why would I wear something with a hole in the back?"
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Which reminds me ...... how is your 'problem' ?

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Which reminds me ...... how is your 'problem' ?
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which one? mine? the wiffy's? or that damned GMC?
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which one? mine? the wiffy's? or that damned GMC?
Plumbing, of course (upset with your Jimmy??)
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Plumbing, of course (upset with your Jimmy??)
LMAO - - - my plumbing or the house??? Just Kidding - - - plumber never showed but promised to be here first thing in the morning. However, Poop isn't running up hill today.

Jimmy's OK just don't have time or funds right now to proceed and it PMO !

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"How do it know". We had some fun at work with that quote.
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When I was a kid, everybody started wearing blue jeans to school and all I had was "hand me down" khaki pants. When I complained to Mama she said;

"Instead of worrying about what's in style, create your own style". My Mama
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When I was a kid, everybody started wearing blue jeans to school and all I had was "hand me down" khaki pants. When I complained to Mama she said;
"Instead of worrying about what's in style, create your own style". My Mama
So "YOU'RE" the one that started the pegged cuffs and low riding waistline????? Hell, I thought it was the Fonz !
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