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Old 03-27-2012, 07:56 AM
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"hot rodding is like sex, just because you think about it everyday doesn't mean you've broke out any tools" - - - - - me (just being silly this morning)

LOLOLOLOL If that isn't the truth. This should be the new name of the "What did you work on today?" thread.

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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.

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"Apparently, Iím supposed to be more outraged by what Mitt Romney does with his money than by what Barack Obama and the Democrats do with mine." - - - - Author Unknown
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"Apparently, Iím supposed to be more outraged by what Mitt Romney does with his money than by what Barack Obama and the Democrats do with mine." - - - - Author Unknown
'That Romney is a Mormon, BYU/Harvard educated, not a Kenyan born, Indonesian/Pakistan educated Muslim' ~
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