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wretched ratchet 01-02-2012 07:49 AM

Notable Quotables !
 
Put your "different quotes" here, if you want, and they don't have to be political :nono:

One of the major networks was interviewing some "jerk" from New Hampshire about the upcoming Iowa elections and he (sorry I can't remember the idiot's name) made this comment:
"In Iowa they pick corn, in New Hampshire we pick Presidents".

Another one that I heard by some (informed) Politician was:
"America's problem is not taxing, it's spending"

and of course I can't remember his name either :smash: easy to see why I'm not in the communications field ain't it?

matts37chev 01-02-2012 08:12 AM

my boss/freind likes to say
"god gave you 2 ears and 1 mouth for a reason, shut-up and listen"
or his other fav.
"better to sit there not talking, letting everyone think you are stupid, than open your mouth and prove it"

all said jokingly with love :P :thumbup:

Job~Rated 01-02-2012 12:10 PM

"We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle". ~ Winston Churchill


"And this is Gregarovia from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing." ~ Pat Glenn (weightlifting commentator)

&

"If you can't take a joke, don't drive one!"

wretched ratchet 01-02-2012 01:19 PM

:thumbup: J.R. you never let us down - - - - all good'uns - - - - don't stop now. :D

lt1silverhawk 01-02-2012 01:35 PM

One that motivates me here and there...

"The rain went away
The sun came out again.
And the g#da#n spider son of a b#*#h
Went up the spout again."


- General George S. Patton Jr to his godson

Job~Rated 01-02-2012 04:20 PM

"When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my father.

Not screaming & shouting like his passengers!"
~ Bob Monkhouse


"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, you think it's only a minute.
But when you sit on a hot stove for a minute, you think it's two hours.
That's relativity".

~ Albert Einstein


"There is no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong type of clothes!"
~ Billy Connolly

wretched ratchet 01-02-2012 04:32 PM

"I can't stand rudeness in a man, I won't tolerate it !" Capt. Woodrow McCall

cal1320 01-05-2012 07:27 PM

94.7% of all statistics on the internet are made up.

Raise adults, not children.

Tomorrow is the greatest labor saving device of today.

lt1silverhawk 01-16-2012 10:19 AM

"Turns out you CAN fix stupid, but it takes forever because the parts are back-ordered due to high demand in Washington DC #CantFixStupid"

- Ron White

wretched ratchet 01-16-2012 10:30 AM

Also turns out that the "jerk" that said "Iowa picks corn and New Hampshire picks presidents" was from Utah and not New Hampshire. Guess he was right :nono: because he just dropped out of the race today. "Here's yer sign" - Bill Engvall

Job~Rated 01-17-2012 01:46 AM

"All political thinking for years past has been vitiated in the same way. People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome."

~ George Orwell

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"Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."

~ Tim Vine

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"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

~ George Bernard Shaw

Custom10 01-18-2012 09:52 PM

Cant recall who,,,something like:

"A lie can travel 1/2 way around the world before the truth even packs its bags"

wretched ratchet 01-19-2012 05:32 AM

"the best way to make an impression on someone, is to let them make an impression on you !" - - - my Dad

matts37chev 01-19-2012 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Job~Rated
Incidentally, under SOPA, you could get 5 years for uploading a Michael Jackson song. That's one year more than the doctor who killed him.

isn't that about how things go :rolleyes:

wretched ratchet 01-19-2012 10:18 AM

IMHO just the thought of uploading a M.J. song should be a hanging offense. :D


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