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Old 01-02-2012, 07:49 AM
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Put your "different quotes" here, if you want, and they don't have to be political

One of the major networks was interviewing some "jerk" from New Hampshire about the upcoming Iowa elections and he (sorry I can't remember the idiot's name) made this comment:
"In Iowa they pick corn, in New Hampshire we pick Presidents".

Another one that I heard by some (informed) Politician was:
"America's problem is not taxing, it's spending"

and of course I can't remember his name either easy to see why I'm not in the communications field ain't it?
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Old 01-02-2012, 08:12 AM
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my boss/freind likes to say
"god gave you 2 ears and 1 mouth for a reason, shut-up and listen"
or his other fav.
"better to sit there not talking, letting everyone think you are stupid, than open your mouth and prove it"

all said jokingly with love
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"We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle". ~ Winston Churchill


"And this is Gregarovia from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing." ~ Pat Glenn (weightlifting commentator)

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J.R. you never let us down - - - - all good'uns - - - - don't stop now.
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Old 01-02-2012, 01:35 PM
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One that motivates me here and there...

"The rain went away
The sun came out again.
And the g#da#n spider son of a b#*#h
Went up the spout again."


- General George S. Patton Jr to his godson
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Not screaming & shouting like his passengers!"
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"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, you think it's only a minute.
But when you sit on a hot stove for a minute, you think it's two hours.
That's relativity".

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Old 01-02-2012, 04:32 PM
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94.7% of all statistics on the internet are made up.

Raise adults, not children.

Tomorrow is the greatest labor saving device of today.
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Old 01-16-2012, 10:30 AM
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Also turns out that the "jerk" that said "Iowa picks corn and New Hampshire picks presidents" was from Utah and not New Hampshire. Guess he was right because he just dropped out of the race today. "Here's yer sign" - Bill Engvall
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Cant recall who,,,something like:

"A lie can travel 1/2 way around the world before the truth even packs its bags"
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Old 01-19-2012, 05:32 AM
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Incidentally, under SOPA, you could get 5 years for uploading a Michael Jackson song. That's one year more than the doctor who killed him.
isn't that about how things go
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Old 01-19-2012, 10:18 AM
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IMHO just the thought of uploading a M.J. song should be a hanging offense.
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