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Old 06-29-2008, 03:28 PM
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FUEL INJECTION TERMINOLOGY EXPLAINED

Mass Airflow – prevailing winds near Boston

MAP Sensor – finds your roadmap amid all the clutter in the backseat

Oxygen sensor – used in enclosed spaces to see if the air is breathable

Flyback system – used to get you home from a trip

Feedback loop You double the loop of rope to allow it go back to the winch

Closed loop – like a lariat used by cowboys

Open loop – the knot didn’t hold

Transister – used to be your brother

Mother board - Perhaps she needs a hobby?

Daughter board – her cell phone died?

CatCon_ When your *****cat gets affectionate because she wants to be fed

Speed sensor – used by the police when searching out drugs

Vacuum sensor – allows the dog to make a break for it just before housework starts

Throttle position – A CSI term “Was the victim standing or sitting when strangled?”

Wideband sensor- locates large orchestras

Fuel map – aids in finding the next gas station

Advance: putting the moves on a girl
Also: military term – opposite of retreat

Crank Sensor: finds the miserable SOB who finked you out to the bylaw officers

Crank sensor (2) Finds the starter for your Model T


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I LOVE IT!!!!!! Printed it up, gets framed with a border and on the wall in the shop tomorrow!!
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Put it up today. Dropped off a copy at O'Reillys for the manager. He put his up too!!!
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I love it. It's been slow for me at work also, but my thought's have been more about growing my business.

Thank You, I needed this. It's a keeper.
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