Oh my God that sucks! At a store I bought paint as a kid they sent someone out with a gallon who put it on his rear seat for the drive home.......you know what happened.
At a paint store here in town where I bought for years they had a stain on the tile floor where some paint spilled. Everytime some solicitor came in with some miracle cleaning product (we still get that sort of thing around here on a semi regular basis) he would tell the guy "clean that up and we will buy a box from you".
Man that sucks Mike, damn I feel for you.