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Old 10-17-2008, 02:15 PM
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Revised Stock Market Terms Oct. 2008

CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to
mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no
allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no
sex.

VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as
the market keeps crashing.

BROKER -- What my broker has made me.

STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets
equally between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the
toilet.

YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for
$240 per share.

WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought
Yahoo @ $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in
a nuthouse.

PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.

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look into bio-tech stocks they should start seeing a rise soon
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A stock a person may want to look into is AIG. It was at 80.00 a share before the s%%t hit the fan. I bought it at .83 a share and now the goverment is bailing them out. Today it is at 2.60 a share. It may be risky but at this point in life I need to take risks after what I have lost.
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