I'm almost tempted to install Flash just to see a donk trying to drag.
home brew said:
Canadians don't hunt with lights. We do our hunting during the day when our prey can see us and have a bit of a chance.
Aha! So you blast the poor, defenseless, ~nocturnal~ critters while they're sleeping in their lairs? I would never have suspected such behavior from my otherwise civil northern neighbors!
Somebody keep score; I'm bound to have annoyed:
(1.) People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, with that moose head,
(2.) ricers, with the air dam, side curtains, wing and lights,
(3.) donkers (?) with the 30" rims on a
Pontiac,
(4.) Canadians, in general (bet those seats are covered in flannel!),
(5.) fellow hillbillies ('He ain't never gone huntin' or he'd a known you hunt '***** with lites; ye jest pick 'possums up off'n the highway!'),
(6.) Texas ******** ('What's that thing on the hood? Sure ain't like no longhorn I ever saw.), and
(7.) hotrodders, because everything I've added to the PonchoDonk makes it slower, less stable, less safe, and uglier.
Hmm, I could drum on number 4 some more by putting a "Buy American!" sticker on the car, but then some smart-aleck would probably ask, "North, Central, or South?"
Is there a special Form or Schedule to claim deductions for insanity caused by tax Forms and Schedules?