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Old 02-24-2007, 01:25 PM
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I'm with you on the all Ford theme, keeping with a theme is very important. And if you are after a theme like Johnny Cash's song "One piece at a time".

Artist/Band: Cash Johnny
Lyrics for Song: One Piece At A Time
Lyrics for Album: The Essential Johnny Cash

Well, I left Kentucky back in '49
An' went to Detroit workin' on a 'sembly line
The first year they had me puttin' wheels on cadillacs

Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
'Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black.

One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any man
I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
I'd have me a car worth at least a hundred grand.

I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round.

So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends
I left that day with a lunch box full of gears
Now, I never considered myself a thief
GM wouldn't miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years.

The first day I got me a fuel pump
And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk
Then I got me a transmission and all of the chrome
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like nuts, an' bolts, and all four shocks
But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's mobile home.

Now, up to now my plan went all right
'Til we tried to put it all together one night
And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong.

The transmission was a '53
And the motor turned out to be a '73
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone.

So we drilled it out so that it would fit
And with a little bit of help with an A-daptor kit
We had that engine runnin' just like a song
Now the headlight' was another sight
We had two on the left and one on the right
But when we pulled out the switch all three of 'em come on.

The back end looked kinda funny too
But we put it together and when we got thru
Well, that's when we noticed that we only had one tail-fin
About that time my wife walked out
And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts
But she opened the door and said "Honey, take me for a spin."

So we drove up town just to get the tags
And I headed her right on down main drag
I could hear everybody laughin' for blocks around
But up there at the court house they didn't laugh
'Cause to type it up it took the whole staff
And when they got through the title weighed sixty pounds.

I got it one piece at a time
And it didn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is around.

(Spoken) Ugh! Yow, RED RYDER
This is the COTTON MOUTH

Huh, This is the COTTON MOUTH
And negatory on the cost of this mow-chine there RED RYDER
You might say I went right up to the factory
And picked it up, it's cheaper that way
Ugh!, what model is it?

He followed a theme, all Cadillac but it didn't "work".

Because you could skillfully graft the metal panel into the back of the Model A body it doesn't mean that it "works". Let me put it this way, lets go to the other end of the car. You could install the 67 Mustang grille on the model A as well, right? You could skillfully fabricate nice looking mounting brakets and mount a 67 Mustang grille on the Model A, but it wouldn't "work".

The lines on the back of the body are all flowing and smooth, sticking a sunken hole on each side to hold the tail lamps or running it all across the back just doesn't fit the lines of the body.

Over the years there have been many examples. There is a 50ish Chevy pickup out there that has the front fenders and grille from a 71 Buick Riv, it didn't work. There was a 31 Chevy Coupe back in the early sixties that the guy put 62ish Mercury tail lamps in fins up on the roof, it didn't work. There are times when the idea is just so far out there, one has to take a step back and look at why one wants to so something instead of how to do it.

One does not have be way out there away from the "norm" to be different.

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