"Moving to the USA" is just not as simple as that ...
The best way, it seems, is to get married to a US citizen (of the opposite sex!
"Green Card Lottery" -- Only in America! LOL
Myself ... I think that I'd go to Victoria
Hmmm ... here's another controversial side to this conversation. Being that you're from Queerbec, you may NEED a visa to visit the West, too!