If I were King........ I know Paris, fat chance.
If I were King, I would want to encourage Iran to continue their nuclear weapons program by showing them just how well nuclear weapons work.
I'd drop a couple of H-bombs on Iran. But as a humanitarian, I would want to warn the people, so I would put a whistle on the front of the bombs.
I'd tell North Korea to watch the news at 11.
I'd tell France to expect large shipments of illegal aliens on a regular basis.
Then I'd tell the UN (Useless Nations) they have six months to move to where they can do some good (for a change) like Rwanda, Nigeria or the now glassed over Iran.