A Southpark sticker book from my wife, after buying her a newer more expensive wedding ring! She still hasn't made up for that one!

ahaha

did you watch South Park last night?

I sure did. Satanic Chrismas special! Those guys are truley deranged.

Hmm? So many to choose from.....


Gator Socket? The one that fits all with the retractable pins? Good for one use.......maybe?

Or the flip wrench that looks like a broken box end that fits all sizes?

Condoms..... the year I had a vasectomy? I know, Party Favors!

Boob Cup with the holes in the nipples so it dribbles out?

Scarf? Guys DO NOT wear scarves. Too easy to get tangled in the snowblower, fanbelt, etc.

"I'm with Idiot" Hat? Please.

Golf Ettiquette Book Why on earth would I want to aggravate the crap out of myself chasing a little white ball, while following 4 fat women in yellow polyester pants playing too slow, while the 4some behind is launching short range missiles in on you while your appoaching the green?

Glow in the dark golf balls. Does this need explaining?

Hillaries book. (Darn thing won't even BURN right, BS doesn't burn!)

Fart Extinguisher (Doesn't work. They still smell......BAD!)

Uncle Billybob Teeth (Cute, but nothing special with my neighbors. They have the real deal!)

Got all of those. Did you get one of those magneto powered flashlights? Squeeze the grip handle, makes a noise like a toy siren, lights the flashlight as long as you keep squeezing the grip! Dan

Ever year for the last twenty years I get the same dang thing. I get laid Christmas morning and t-shirt. Both are two sizes to big.

Ha ha, too funny. I always enjoy your posts, B. Keep up the good work-

K

HELP
socks and underwear!
for the last 4 years from my wife?

That is waayyyy too funny!....True but funny!

OUCH!

either shes giving you a "hint" or she needs some direction!!

Why not get out the sears catalog or "whatever catalog" you like and just circle a bunch of stuff you like, and leave it laying around.

Me and my wife usually discuss what we want (since we have no kids we usually buy "what we want, when we want it") This year my wife lost her digi cam, and I wanted a surround sound DVD player..so we know what were getting, but we cant have them till christmas..usually we will just make a "list" specifically for each other...

I got 1 sock

my grandmother didn't have time to knit the other one

My in-laws gave me a can of mixed nuts awhile back.

last year we gave them a dvd/surround sound set up. they ******ed that they didn't want wires and speakers all over their living room. this year, they're getting their fn nuts back.
and i'm going to cover them with frumunda cheese too.
cheese frumunda my crotch.

I'd eat the cashews first, that's what everyone does to me here. Dan

The worst christmas gift I've heard someone get was [color=blue]christmas wrapping paper[/color] wrapped in the same christmas wrapping paper.

I have a bad gift idea.

My dad smokes cigarettes and it drives my mom nuts, she hates it. So, I think I'm going to buy my little brother a carton of unfiltered Lucky Strikes (my dads brand) and a lighter for Christmas. The money spent will be worth the look on my moms face, and my dad will put the gift to good use.