I got the worst Christmas present from my girlfriend, I got dumped thursday.

well atleast you don't have to waste any money on a present for her.

I love mixed nuts and always expect to get a can or two. My ex mother in law always got me a gallon can . I would sift through and leave all the peanuts til last. Then the wife *****ed me out for high grading the nuts. I told her they were my nuts and I would eat them as I darn well wished. Oh yeah, mother in law was a sweet heart, she always got me nice stuff too.

WELL, the cashews are missing, thats the reason i have to put a little frumunda cheese in, to make up the volume. It would not do to give a half empty can of open nuts.

In 1998 the jacket that looked sooooo good on his ex-highschool sweetheart in the 80's. Took him forever to find me one too....ugh! The next year I got the sweater that he always liked on her too....lol.

haha I did that to my little sister last year. I used to work as a server in a restuarant and some jerks stiffed me and left me a pack of cigarettes as a tip, and I don't even smoke or does anybody in my family. My parents did't think the present was as funny as I did, but I did get her some other things along with the cigarettes that were stuff that she thought was good.

a little bit of tail and apair of sox and both were too big

A lottery scratch off. Did'nt even win. Hey,it's the thought that counts right?

hey similar happend to me but i got a package of generic oreos with green icing from his house...

How about a Mens Hair care set, and I comb my hair once a day with my trusty old Gillette.

It got a good laugh anyway.
Passed it off to one of my Grandsons, who spends more time in front of a mirror playing with his hair than he does doing homework and chores combined.

But WHO did the sweater look better on? (Or off, should I say?) Its all in the packaging..

My girlfriend just recieved from distant reletives, a water gun, and a Kazoo. She's 23.

Oh dear god Jeff! I'd have looked like I stepped out of an 80's rock video had I donned that garb...lol. He was always after me to do the "big hair" thing too....hahaha. I'd like to think my packaging was better.



Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Think of the wild times ahead....lol.

CRAZY crazy things can be done with a kazoo...use your imagination...Plus, water fights are fun, even when you are 23, or 28 in your case. Admit it

I started one right after opening the package...LOL

I started one right after opening the package...LOL

I'm a pretty silly person. I find the fun in anything.