My boyfriend got me a janitorial mop for Christmas. Honest to God...a frickin MOP. Nothing sparkly, pretty or thoughtful, not even something for my new/used Porsche. A MOP. His status as my boyfriend is extremely shakey.

Oh that is an easy one comes every year.





your tax bill ....................... any worse one then that?




I would take the coal

The worst gift I ever got was a Facel comete I was in love with .Check this out if you can find it,anyway I came out of my pad,This was in the 60"s and there sat this candy red Facel # Four or someting and the only one running in the world,This girl I was dating bought it for me.I think she wanted me to marry her.Anyway its a much longer tale but who has time.Pretty bad gift eh.