Who owns this country?
The District of Columbia does. I'm buying it though, I'm on the pay-as-you-go plan. I figure I'll have it payed off in a few more million years. I've got a US mortgage burning party planned for the year 2,000,006 and you're all invited RSVP-BYOB, or is that, RIP.
I can see Dubya's hard at work trying to wean us off the old foreign oil teat... NOT