[bullheimer]

my bud's son in a chiropractor and he gives my wife a job at the Lynden fair this week running some kinda mumbo jumbo machine. spozed to make about $200/day. so friday my wife goes to her daughters who is sick to visit. viral phnuemonia. "a very small chance it's contagious". Great idea, wife, go visit a sick person before you get your first job of the year (as in 8 months). so yesterday she doesnt feel too good. last night she's wheezing, this am she sounds like she's gurglin when she inhales. so.... off to the E.R. bet the farm she's got pnuemonia now too. ..and whatta bout my 83 yr old mom who lives with me? old people just love the big P. some people's kids,..
speakin o which, her ex buys her daughter (the other one) a car. no brake lights. she starts her new job at 5pm. spozed to get off at 5am but calls at 10pm and needs a ride home. she let her boyfriend take her car all night! luckily she calls his old (16yr old, he's 18) girlfriends house, and he's over there! hahahahaha! so we didnt have to go get her. it just never ends around here.

[killerformula]

man you have the best stories! Your family and friends are going to put you in the poor, or nut house, either one.

So wait, the boyfriend took the daughter's car, took her to work, didn't pick her up from work, and was found at his old lady's house?! LMFAO! SOunds like some quality, father-son ***** beating time.

K

[schnitz]

Originally posted by killerformula
man you have the best stories! Your family and friends are going to put you in the poor, or nut house, either one.

K

Bulleimer, if I were you with that kind of luck, I'd stay away from the outhouse too!!

[Ghetto Jet]

Heres what you do, take an insurance policy out on your mom, then lock her and your wife in the same room for a few days. I don't need to finish this plan, but your new name could end up being richhiemer.

[Old School Nut]

lol you are surounded by wisdom!

[bullheimer]

yeah the sad truth of it is that i think my mom might have caught it. she wanted a bucket to throw up in last night with a bloody nose and absolutely refused to go to the hospital. my wife and i were too beat to drag her kicking and screaming down there so we are taking her this morning. we think my wife was given the wrong meds because she is getting worse too.

as far as offing my mom goes. i hate to say that would be murder and all. you talk to so many people who wiped their parents ***** till the end like Nancy reagan prolly did with ol' Uncle Ron and you know you'ld be hangin by your neck if you didnt do the same. but at the same time my mom is gone already. she cant remember anything she did the same day. she is starting to have problems getting off the throne. she still remembers who we are but she is going down hill so fast i can notice it everyday. i and probably everybody would want and pray somebody would stick a gun to our temples when we start being like that. i mean, she is out there. basically dead already. and she is driving my poor wife, who is home with her most of the day, completely out of her mind. i have even joked about doing the same thing. but now that i think my mom has it i gotta get her to a doc. jeeze this whole thing blows. life was so much easier when i could just visit her once a year. my wife is getting sicker too. she just puked. she goes to her docter this aft. she just spent 6 hrs in ER two weeks ago for bleeding too much during the red tide. blah. sure glad i dont have one of those btwn my legs

[Beenaway2long]

Sam,
I'm tellin ya !! Write the book !! Your paying the price, you might as well profit.

Sorry to hear about Mom and the Wife. Hope they get well soon.

[coldknock]

Dang Bull, Whew. I don't know if I could deal with all that happening at once. I'd blow a gasket.

Beat the b-friends arse.
Tell the girl to remember this lesson.
Care for your mom as best you can.
Get your wife a trophy that says hero on it.

When it's all done and over, take a vacation with the wifey and don't do a bloomin' thing for 2 weeks. You have already earned it my friend.

Larry

[68_6cyl_camaro]

hey bull, does that mean you missed the demo derby yesterday? it was awesome!

[bullheimer]

yeah, you mean up in Demming? went up there a couple weeks ago for some big derby. my wife has cysts on both her ovaries now, so they are waiting to see if they are cancer or not. my mom has to keep from sticking kleenex up her nose making it bleed. yesterday at dinner my mom didnt know if it was dusk or dawn cause she just woke up from a 3 hour power-nap and didnt remember going to the doctors in the morning. my step daughter is coming home after we go to bed cause she still has the dog. my wife already beotched her out real good tho.

[Ghetto Jet]

Bull, you never catch a break do you?

[40fordtruck_son]

if you didn't have bad luck, would you have any luck at all?

[ole bull]

dude, i dont have much money but im ready to send you a check. sounds like one of those shows the wife watches.

[rj57]

Man and I thought my life was bad?

One thing I have to point out here:
"and she is driving my poor wife, who is home with her most of the day, completely out of her mind. "

Women are already out of their freaking minds to begin with. So any trip from this point on is just wasted mileage.

Please keep in mind I'm not married or ever have been. Some of the K-rap my g/f comes up with, I'll never know?