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Old 11-22-2009, 11:34 PM
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you might be hot rodder IF;

you have more money invested in you're car than the house.

you use WD40 as a aftershave.

air conditioned shop, not the house.

you plan vacations around car shows.

you use motors for nightstands.

you have all the parts stores places phone numbers memorized but not the wifes cell phone

you drive a car with working windshield wipers but no windshield,,[did that one]

a healthy lunch is a peanut butter and grease sandwich

the coffee is cold, you warm it up with the torch.

used a scrap piece of flat steel and a torch to cook a grilled cheese sandwich(did that)

you have $20,000 in tools to keep a $2,500 car running

you can tell the weight and brand of oil by taste

you can run a plasma cutter, welder, and a cutting torch but not the kitchen stove.

you do the christmas shopping at a swap meet.

you have more hotwheels and die cast cars than every kid on the block
(my den)

the smell of nitro has the same effect as viagra.

you have ruined more than one washing machine by not removing tools or nuts and bolts out of you're pants.

you only visit you're friends in reno so you have place to stay during hot august nights.
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Old 11-23-2009, 05:08 AM
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If you've ever rebuilt a transmission on the livingroom floor.
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:31 AM
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you might be A hotrodder if:

lots of pictures of your'e cars but none of the family in your'e wallet

you spent the kids college funds on your'e last project

all the kids and pets are named after cars

your'e car is worth more than the house

the dining room table is also the carb rebuilding bench

you have six show cars but no daily driver

you talk to to the hot rod more than you talk to you're family

you think grease is a food group

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Old 11-23-2009, 12:59 PM
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you know where everyone of your wrenches are but can't find the keys to your daily driver
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Old 11-23-2009, 02:46 PM
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Got a fresh gal of pretty red paint and couldnt wait to open it and look at it ....spilling it on the floor of coarse....after cleaning it up theres a big red spot that everyone keeps asking about.....so you put a chalk outline of a body next to it and some crime scene tape around it,to make up a story that that you enjoy telling...and isnt quite as embaressing...
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Old 11-23-2009, 03:46 PM
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If you have a picture of a hot rod over your bed..
If you have already talked to the mail lady about hotrodding her mail truck...
If you made the same agreement with the UPS guy about his truck..
If you start hot rodding your lawn mower..
If you still think your in your hot rod, When in your Yukon..
If you cut your yard, To look like flames..
If you paint flame's on your family car.
If you have flame's on your boat..
If all your Christmas ornaments are car stuff..
If you mail Christmas cards with hot rods on them..
If you have a blown bbc, for a mail box..
If you start getting hot rod shirts from every body..
If you put a shift knob on your toilet...
If you start hopping up your kids bikes..
If you name your car..
And if you call your wife, by your car's name..

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Old 11-23-2009, 03:58 PM
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if your wife ran off with your best hotrodder buddy .....and you miss him.
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Old 11-23-2009, 04:08 PM
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I'm really getting a huge laugh outa this thread.
You guys are toooooooo funny to be safe

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If you sleep nekkid except for a Hot Rod shirt
If you wear a hot rod teeshirt under your white dress shirt to Church
If your favorite Hot Rod teeshirts don't have a hem and aren't legible anymore
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Old 11-24-2009, 05:48 AM
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Complain about the high price of gas to the clerk.....then waste half of it filling the parking lot with smoke from a tire melting burnout..........EVERYDAY !!! ....... And ALL the neiborhood kids give the old fart (you) the thumbs up every time you drive by........your wife keeps asking what that hand jester means they always give you (the smoke em up one) she knows your a kid at heart but has no idea just how bad you really are..........She wants to buy top of the line tires because the tread wears out so quickly...........Your wifes not talking to you today since you taught that punk kid in the loud camero a lesson and scared the crap out of her.......In her car (those chips are amazing)
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Old 11-24-2009, 06:39 AM
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Ha Ha Ha

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if your wife ran off with your best hotrodder buddy .....and you miss him.
Made me spit my coffee DBM. Check this;

http://www.hotrodgrills.com/
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Old 11-24-2009, 06:49 AM
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Wow, that Grill definitely fits with the topic of this thread
Hmmmm, nawww, my Wiff would kill me or maybe even worse.
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OH,Now you done an did it....A Christmas present for EVERYONE .....I gotta get one......For the family........I wonder........if nitrous will cook things faster...I'll have to do some experiments....maybe propane injection??????? I learned when reading these kind of threads to set the drinks down first....every time you forget you gotta clean the screen...
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Youre a hottrodder IF:

hi,if you have 2 or more cars that your wife calls junk,that dont run,and and you throw $100.00 bills at them.and when ever someone asks you when they will be finished,you say SOMEDAY !! ALSO,if you use masking tape,or duct tape, ,and paper towels to cover the boo boo so it will stop bleeding.
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If your garage is bigger than your house ..........and has less room .....
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...if the grand kids sip their soda through a push rod.

...if you have gears for door knobs and wall art.
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