update: i thought the original water pump was just junk when it broke . i replaced my rad, fan, water pump, serpentine belt, and coolant. i started the car, bled the system, made sure it ran cool, and it did. it ran great.
shut it off for an hour, came out, started it up. it sounded like the idle was dumb high. i tapped the gas pedal, and my ****ing waterpump exploded, destroying my new rad, and sending my pulley, fan, and clutch out of my engine bay and through my neighbor's fence. my life is a damn cartoon.