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Not dirty just bad. I have been torturing a co-worker for a couple of weeks with bad jokes. So I thought we could get some bad jokes out there.

Q:Did you hear about the new movie about the undead mafia boss?

A:Don of the Dead.

Q:You know what you call it when Dustin Hoffam does a back flip?

A: Tootsie Roll.

J: Did you know that disney is going to make a sequel to Aladin where the bad guy is going to be Jafar's younger brother, Janear.

Those are just ones I came up with tonight.

Instead of The Dukes of Hazzard, there could be a new show: The Barons of Safety.


So lets see your groaners, keep it clean but bad.
 

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Here's two...

Q: What do you get when Batman and Robin are squashed?

A. Flatman and Ribbon!



Q: How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

A: One on the left, one on the right and a final frontier!
 

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i've told this one before.........

a bear walks into a bar.
the bar tender asks, "what do you want?"
the bear says, "i'll have a vodka and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh coke"
the bar tender says, "why the big pause?"
the bear says, "i don't know, i was born with them".
 

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this isn't really a joke but it was funny,


a few weeks ago i walked in the front door from work and my daughter kristen was on the computer and she jumped up all excited and said to me i'm listening to this great new band called cradle of filth!!!!! i said as opposed to bin of cleanliness??

she almost fell off the chair she was laughing so hard.:D :D :cool:
 

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I had a friend from South America who told these God awful jokes that he seriously believed were absolutely hysterical.


Q: What did the one cloud say to the other cloud?

A: Get out of my way!

Q: What did the one car say to the other car?

A: Honk!

Q: What did the one rock say to the other rock?

A: Nothing! Rocks don't talk you idoit!


He always ended with that one. The real question is........does he really think clouds and cars can talk?
 

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Life around me.

My girl and I were at the laundry mat finishing drying and folding clothes because our dryer at home went bad. We sat waiting on the pant's load and eating Chinese food from the China Kitchen next door.

"Hey, you suppose those pants are having fun" I piped.

"Sure" she said.

"They look like their jumping around to me"

She gave me the crazy look again.

"What happens if they get sick and puke?" I pondered out loud.

"Are we going to have to wash them again?" I asked with a smile.

"No, It would be a DRY HEAVE..."




True Story
 

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a lot of you have probably heard this one but for those who havent

a priest, a rabbi, and a pollack walk into a bar.

the bartender looks at them and says
"what is this, some kinda joke?"
 

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whats a pollack?

santa clause, the easter bunny, and a leppercahn (now that aint spelled right) are all in the same room. if a pot of gold were set in the middle of the room, who would reach it first?


none of them would, none of them are real :evil: .

three blondes walk into a bar. the other two should of seen it coming. :rolleyes:
 
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