Well Linda, if that's really what your name is, if you intend to stay around here I suggest you try telling the truth rather than trolling. The fastest way out of here permanently will be if you're caught trolling again so keep your nose clean if you want to stay. You've lost the respect of most people here and it will take a long time to earn that respect back.
I'm sure there are some young pups around here who will let their high testosterone levels cloud their better judgment and forget that pathological lying is unacceptable but that's their business. My business and that of the rest of the mods is to keep this place functioning smoothly. Do us all a favor and lets not have a repeat of what happened last time.