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Laissez les bons temps rouler
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Hi - Hope your cookies turn out good.

1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try
another cup .. just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chunk in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers
just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for
tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget
to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in
the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS!!!

Chris
 

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Kenneth Howard hates you...
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LOL! I am not much for Tequila...but I did make about 5 dozen Bourbon Balls a couple days ago.:drool:
Later,
WEIMER
 

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Whewww, thought you were going to waste some tequila on a cookie recipe! :pain: I make chile verde the same way. :thumbup: Dan
 

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current hot rod: CTS-V
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Weimer said:
Better than tossing your salad!
Later,
WEIMER
sick dude. lol

dinger said:
Whewww, thought you were going to waste some tequila on a cookie recipe! :pain: I make chile verde the same way. :thumbup: Dan
haha. I'd like to try that recipe grilling steak.
 
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