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a couple in my area...

Toronto Laws
You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge Street on a Sunday.


Guelph Laws
The city is classified as a no-pee zone.


Kanata Laws
You can't work on your car in the street.
 

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For PA

Here are the car related ones:

-Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

-Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.


PA has some pretty stupid laws, but I won't be writing my Congressman (like BarryK) about them. lol
 

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PA has some pretty stupid laws, but I won't be writing my Congressman (like BarryK) about them. lol
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Well now, If They don't overturn the law I just may come up north and marry your sister or mother!

Then you will be sorry!
"Kinda like look who's coming to dinner"!
BWK:D
 

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In Rhode Island, if a couple present themselves as man and wife, and neither protests, they ARE LEGALLY MARRIED!! So if you and your sweetie sign in to a motel as Mr. & Mrs. so and so, you are legally married! Scary Huh?


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Here are a couple for Washington state, this can't be real..


A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town."


All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.


When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.


Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.


You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.
 

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I used the link and looked up the first one for Maryland..... Boy, the wife and I are in trouble!!!!!!!!!!1:rolleyes:
 

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BarryK said:
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Well now, If They don't overturn the law I just may come up north and marry your sister or mother!

Then you will be sorry!
"Kinda like look who's coming to dinner"!
BWK:D
No sisters here. You can marry my mom, but your going to have to re-spray the Caprice for me.
 

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If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

Yeah, that's great! Give them a gun and a horse so they can go rob the 7-11 in the next town over!

Chickie.
 

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There was a law, in Natoma, KS:

No person may throw a knife at a man wearing a striped suit.

I can't remeber th exact wording, but there was an ordinance in Downs, KS:

No person may use a horse, as a mode of transportation, while drunk.
DUI, on a horse. LMAO

I swear I'm not making them up.
 
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