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current hot rod: CTS-V
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Rice, Rice, Baby!
Sung to the tune of "Ice Ice Baby"
sung by "Vanilla Ice"

Yo, VTEC, lets kick it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Alright stop - collaborate and listen,
Rice is back with a brand new invention.
Chopped springs, they hug tha road tightly,
6 inch exhaust tip flows really loud nightly.
Will it ever stop, yo,
I don't know,
hit my neon lights and I'll glow.
To tha extreme my car looks like a candle,
and tha paint job - it was done by a vandal.
Dance, I got a speaker that booms,
this aint a car, it's a mobile sound room.
Deadly,
listen to tha melody,
if it was louder yo, it'd be a felony.
Love it or leave it you can't gain way,
with my Type-R sticker I'll lose you any day.
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it, check
out
my rims while my front drive revolves it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Now that my suspension is jumpin',
my bumber hits tha ground, but who cares I'm a
thumpin.
Quick to tha point, to tha point no fakin',
cookin' mopeds like a pound of bacon.
Burning 'em, cause I'm quick and nimble,
you can't fade me and my VTEC symbol.
In your souped up monte carlo...
I'm on a roll,
I always ride solo.
Rollin', in my 2 point 0,
it runs low 18's, yo, that really ain't slow.
Tha girlies on stand by,
don't even want to say "Hi".
Did ya stop? No, I just flew by.
Kept on, pursuing to tha next block,
I bust a left and I'm headin' to tha next stop.
The block was dead, yo, so I continued to A-1-A,

Detroit Avenue!
Tha girls looked hot wearing less than bikinis,
I saw a few chumps drivin' stock Lamborghinis.
Jealous, cause I'm out drivin' mine,
ready to race 'cuz my Nittos lookin' fine.
If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it,
check out my rims while my front drive revolves
it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Take heed, 'cause I'm a Honda poet,
Akimoto's on tha scene just in case ya didn't
know it.
My exhaust tip, created all tha bass sound,
rumbles enough to put holes in tha ground.
'Cause my ride's style is so reeeeeeeeeeeeal,
with
an exhaust tone that ya can feeeeeeeel.
4 foot spoiler, it's a helluva concept, my ride
is
hype, and you wanna step
WITH THIS.
In my rearview you'll fade,
slice like a Ginsu -sounds like a Kitchen-Aid.
So fast, that all tha V8's say "damn", if rice
was
a drug I'd sell it by tha gram.
Keep my composure when the front tire breaks
loose,
magnetized by the kick of 30 horse juice.
If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it,
check out my rims while my front drive revolves
it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Yo, we outta here...
E-Brake burnouts to your mother!





I found this on hotrodder.com just like hotrodders.com without all the s. lol
 

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Come Home Safe Soldier
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Dangit Ghetto!Man dangit sure sounds granny,anyway regardless of how funny that was,the funny part is how long it is gonna take me to forget that * song again!!
 

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axes wayy too many questions
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its not even Vanilla Ice's beat....listen to the song Pressure by Queen. You will see a simlarity.


Alex
 

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Come Home Safe Soldier
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That is just another stolen beat.They have been doing it for years.And they throw a nut about people downloading tunes!!Hahahaha
 

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"May the Schwartz be with you"
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killerformula said:
kill a song? Like that one was ever worth a damn?!

lol

K
I know this is a tad old, but I saw it under the "similar posts" and got a good laugh out of it.

I was thinking about a show I saw on VH1 where one guy said this about Vanilla Ice..."That guy set white guys back 20 years."
 
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