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Jeff Foxworthy talked about Wisconsin:

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 38 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Park Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy" you might live in Wisconsin.

If your local Diary Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Wisconsin.

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you know what Head Cheese is and have actually eaten it, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you have either a pet or a child named "Brett" you might live in Wisconsin.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you know how to say Oconomowoc, Waukesha, Menomonie and Manitowoc, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in Wisconsin.

If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you think of a dancing bear, and you sing gently, "From the land of sky-blue waters" ... you might live in Wisconsin.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE WISCONSINITE WHEN:

1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a farm tractor on the highway.

2. "Vacation" means going up north past Hwy. 8 for the weekend.

3. You measure distance in hours.

4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.

5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.

6. Your whole family wears Packer Green & Gold to church on Sunday.

7. You can drive 65 MPH through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.

8. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings and funerals).

9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

10. You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison.

11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife or girlfriend knows how to use them.

12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm at any given time.

13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

15. You refer to the Packers as "WE"

16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.

17. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.

18. You have no problem pronouncing Lac Du Flambeau.

19. You consider Minneapolis exotic.

20. You know how to polka.

21. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.

22. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.

23. Down South to you means Illinois.

24. A brat is something you eat.

25. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.

26. You go out to fish fry every Friday night.

27. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

28. You have more miles on your snowblower than on your car.

29. You find minus twenty degrees "a little chilly."

30. You actually understand these jokes and you forward them to all your Wisconsin friends.
 

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Coming from your neighbor to the east :thumbup: It's coming up on that season again ,the dreaded "W" word, WINTER!! not looking forward to it.



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I drive HWY 8 for almost 1 1/2 hours every day to get to work! ;) And yes, most of the time it is 70MPH in the snow! :thumbup:
 

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cuda, where about's on Hwy 8?

I live in Tomah and we own some hunting land near Winter. Whenever I get to Ladysmith and cross Hwy 8, the weather changes. It's really weird!!:pain: :pain:
 

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Tomah? I just crawled past you on the Interstate this past weekend. Thanks for posting that. The one about the wrong number kinda hits home. I mis-dialed my parents once and talked to a buddies folks for almost an hour.
 

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I like that. In Minnesota its the same, except its either Vikings or Wild jackets.


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Why is it,that here in houston,there is no winter?
Our 4 seasons are:
Nice summer,Hotter than hell summer,Nice/rainy Summer,and a cold summer. not really cold,it may get to 40. If were so lucky. So basicly,we have perfect weather year round for a hotrodder,except the humidity.
 

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You don't really appreciate the 4 seasons until you experience them...........................at least the way they are here,.................. I pity Chuck, Chick and the others up in Winnepeg.
 
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