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G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave. Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse," The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
 

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Yeah, his 'ol lady is so dumb she thinks Peter Pan is a wash basin at a whorehouse.

Get it?
 

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maybe this joke went over my head, but i thought that he was calling Kerry's wife a whore......
bad joke i guess :confused:
 

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akm said:
maybe this joke went over my head, but i thought that he was calling Kerry's wife a whore......
bad joke i guess :confused:
Nope, you got it right AKM. Good one :thumbup: :thumbup:

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It was pretty good. Those guys are probably half lit right about now........:p

Did you get the Peter Pan joke? It was an example of one that's a little harder than most to get without thinking for a second first.
 

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BstMech said:
It was pretty good. Those guys are probably half lit right about now........:p

Did you get the Peter Pan joke? It was an example of one that's a little harder than most to get without thinking for a second first.
yeah, i got it, but i'm sure ghetto didn't :p
 

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Thats I what I thought it was getting at, but it was so weak I figured something funny had to be going over my head. I guess not though.
 

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I like it.

I always thought a thread of just the punchlines to jokes would be neat. Sometimes you dont even need the set ups.
 

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I like it.

I always thought a thread of just the punchlines to jokes would be neat. Sometimes you dont even need the set ups.
good idea....
can you guess which joke this punch line is from?

"cut the rope"

(old ******* joke) :thumbup:
 
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