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Most All ^&%#@ Repro Parts Are Junk Rant.
“If they wanted to be honest, in the catalog instead of saying Exactly as original, they would say Similar to original, can be used if nothing else is available”
Jerry, frustrated restorer.
This very profound quote came from a friend of mine as he opened a box full of repro parts for his Corvette he was restoring. I think of him often when I am working on my cars. He is a heck of a restorer and hard to live up to his standards I will tell you that. But the standards of most repro parts are so bad, they are off the charts.
I am convinced that repro parts are made by the Homer Simpson delivered to me as some sort of punishment by the car gods for me hot rodding instead of restoring. This isn’t rocket science for goodness sakes! From what these repro parts look like they didn’t have a sample to copy. They did it over the phone maybe. They mailed or faxed a photo, a blurry photo to the company and that was it, good luck! That is the only thing that makes sense. Because surely if the guy had a sample he could see that his repro part isn’t the same and may not even be “similar”. Does he convince himself that it is the same? “Well, they are both black” even though they aren’t the same shape or size. Or “This is pretty close, those car guys will be happy they have it”. What exactly is thought as they put these parts in the box for mailing it to me?
Among the CNC machines and presses and dies and smelt pots and such do they have a friggin measuring tape? I mean it, how can you make something that is a half inch shorter or longer than the original? How can you make something that has clips in completely different locations than the original? HOW CAN THAT BE DONE?
This is why I will do ANYTHING before I buy a repro part. I will fix any rusted and dented part, I will scour the swap meets or wrecking yards for “decent” original pieces, watch ebay every single night, I will pay way more for NOS parts. I will do ANYTHING before buying a repro part. I will use poor originals, I don’t care, AT LEAST THEY FIT.
Over the years on my Gran Sport I have collected a FEW repro parts. Mostly rubber parts, you just can’t find decent 44 year old rubber parts. And the sad part is, this really makes me sick, all over the country people are pulling off “decent” examples and tossing them in the garbage because “New” ones are available! Poor misled souls, they will pay, they will pay.
Below are just two of my “treasures” in repro parts that I am dealing with. The first is an interesting example because I have two different brands of repro part and not only are they both wrong, but they are both wrong in a different way.
After wrestling with one and drilling the plastic guide off the original and drilling new holes in the body to install it on my door I found another box of repros in my storage! DAMN IT, somehow over the years I bought two sets of these things. Anyway, when I found them I pulled one out of the box and got a sick feeling in my stomach. It looked WAY better than the one I made work. It had the plastic guide already on for example. DAMN IT. So I pulled out an original and quickly, I mean QUICKLY found that it wasn’t even close to the original and that the one I installed was MUCH closer. That made me feel good, it was the first victory I had so far in this re-assembly.
But check out the differences! One repro is a half inch too short (there is a mounting screw in that last half inch on the original for Gods sake!) and no plastic guide. The other is a half inch too long with a completely different plastic guide and clips in the wrong places! And there are only two clips where the original has three! Of course on the box it clearly said “1964-65 A body”, what a friggin joke.
These are door panel “plugs” that go in a hole on the door and the door panel “nail” goes into them to hold the panel on. These repros are so far off they can’t even go in the hole. They wouldn't go in, WITH A HAMMER. I thought, ok, I’ll warm them up in hot water. This old trick will do magic when fitting a plastic part, making it more pliable. Nope, sorry, hot as blazes with a hammer and it wouldn’t even come close to going in the hole and in fact the door bent first! These friggin things aren’t even close! Do these companies that make this junk just guess? Does some rotten bast-ard go thru manufactures catalogs and find stuff that looks close from some other application and just re-package them as repro parts for my Buick? Where these “plugs” really made for an instrument mounting point on a Cesna 150 airplane and some doof thought they were close enough for some moron building an old Buick to use?
I WANT ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM NOW!
“If they wanted to be honest, in the catalog instead of saying Exactly as original, they would say Similar to original, can be used if nothing else is available”
Jerry, frustrated restorer.
This very profound quote came from a friend of mine as he opened a box full of repro parts for his Corvette he was restoring. I think of him often when I am working on my cars. He is a heck of a restorer and hard to live up to his standards I will tell you that. But the standards of most repro parts are so bad, they are off the charts.
I am convinced that repro parts are made by the Homer Simpson delivered to me as some sort of punishment by the car gods for me hot rodding instead of restoring. This isn’t rocket science for goodness sakes! From what these repro parts look like they didn’t have a sample to copy. They did it over the phone maybe. They mailed or faxed a photo, a blurry photo to the company and that was it, good luck! That is the only thing that makes sense. Because surely if the guy had a sample he could see that his repro part isn’t the same and may not even be “similar”. Does he convince himself that it is the same? “Well, they are both black” even though they aren’t the same shape or size. Or “This is pretty close, those car guys will be happy they have it”. What exactly is thought as they put these parts in the box for mailing it to me?
Among the CNC machines and presses and dies and smelt pots and such do they have a friggin measuring tape? I mean it, how can you make something that is a half inch shorter or longer than the original? How can you make something that has clips in completely different locations than the original? HOW CAN THAT BE DONE?
This is why I will do ANYTHING before I buy a repro part. I will fix any rusted and dented part, I will scour the swap meets or wrecking yards for “decent” original pieces, watch ebay every single night, I will pay way more for NOS parts. I will do ANYTHING before buying a repro part. I will use poor originals, I don’t care, AT LEAST THEY FIT.
Over the years on my Gran Sport I have collected a FEW repro parts. Mostly rubber parts, you just can’t find decent 44 year old rubber parts. And the sad part is, this really makes me sick, all over the country people are pulling off “decent” examples and tossing them in the garbage because “New” ones are available! Poor misled souls, they will pay, they will pay.
Below are just two of my “treasures” in repro parts that I am dealing with. The first is an interesting example because I have two different brands of repro part and not only are they both wrong, but they are both wrong in a different way.
After wrestling with one and drilling the plastic guide off the original and drilling new holes in the body to install it on my door I found another box of repros in my storage! DAMN IT, somehow over the years I bought two sets of these things. Anyway, when I found them I pulled one out of the box and got a sick feeling in my stomach. It looked WAY better than the one I made work. It had the plastic guide already on for example. DAMN IT. So I pulled out an original and quickly, I mean QUICKLY found that it wasn’t even close to the original and that the one I installed was MUCH closer. That made me feel good, it was the first victory I had so far in this re-assembly.
But check out the differences! One repro is a half inch too short (there is a mounting screw in that last half inch on the original for Gods sake!) and no plastic guide. The other is a half inch too long with a completely different plastic guide and clips in the wrong places! And there are only two clips where the original has three! Of course on the box it clearly said “1964-65 A body”, what a friggin joke.


These are door panel “plugs” that go in a hole on the door and the door panel “nail” goes into them to hold the panel on. These repros are so far off they can’t even go in the hole. They wouldn't go in, WITH A HAMMER. I thought, ok, I’ll warm them up in hot water. This old trick will do magic when fitting a plastic part, making it more pliable. Nope, sorry, hot as blazes with a hammer and it wouldn’t even come close to going in the hole and in fact the door bent first! These friggin things aren’t even close! Do these companies that make this junk just guess? Does some rotten bast-ard go thru manufactures catalogs and find stuff that looks close from some other application and just re-package them as repro parts for my Buick? Where these “plugs” really made for an instrument mounting point on a Cesna 150 airplane and some doof thought they were close enough for some moron building an old Buick to use?
I WANT ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM NOW!

