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Lost in the 60's
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This year, I resolve to...

- Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.

- Stop exercising. Waste of time.

- Read less. Makes you think.

- Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

- Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.

- Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1.

- Take a vacation to someplace important: like, to see the largest ball of twine.

- Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.

- Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

- Not have eight children at once.

- Get in a whole NEW rut!

- Start being superstitious.

- Personal goal: bring back disco.

- Not bet against the Minnesota Vikings.

- Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.

- Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.

- Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.

- Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.

- Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.

- Not eat cloned meat.

- Create loose ends.

- Get more toys.

- Get further in debt.

- Not believe politicians.

- Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.

- Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.

- Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.

- Stay off the International Space Station.

- Not swim with pirhanas or sharks.

- Associate with even worse business clients.

- Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.

- Wait around for opportunity.

- Focus on the faults of others.

- Mope about my faults.

- Never make New Year's resolutions again.

Just one of the guys
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It's gonna be a tough row to hoe Henry but I think you can accomplish most of it. Me.....don't makem', don't breakem' :D
Happy New Year!!

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if you need any pointers to accomplish a few of those let me know. i'm the king at creating loose ends and putting myself further in debt.

i didn't make any resolutions this year, the past few years i did it never got accomplished for some reason or another.

happy new year :thumbup:


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its all sand in the hour glass dudes .by now we all know if we could make our resolutions come to fruition someone would sell a kit to do it for 19.95. :

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That's and impressive list, Henry but I think you can handle it with just a little perseverance.

Bowtie,that reminds me of another one, one of the guys I use to work with would say, "If at first you don't suck seed (succeed) suck an egg."

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Thats a really goood list...wonder if I can do that???

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