this guy e-mailed me this crap and i really want to screw with him, but i'm not sure what to say.
anyone have any suggestions?
ACCESS BANK NIGERIA LIMITED.
PLOT#: 6/108 BROAD STREET, P.O.BOX: 70007.P.M.B: 2276009.
TELEX: NMBL0096.TEL: +234-80-285-26809
Personal Email: [email protected]
Official Email:[email protected]
FROM THE DESK: Mr. Benson Smith.
MANAGER OF INTERNATIONAL RELATION.
ACCESS BANK NIGERIA LIMITED.
LAGOS-NIGERIA.
Attention: Sir/Madam/Director/Ceo,
Please permit me to introduce my humble self to you, I am Mr. Benson
Smith,
I am the Manager of International Relation with Access Bank Nigeria
Limited,
I 'm 38yrs old, I got your email address on the Internet, and my
confidence
reposed on you. I hope you read this message carefully and reply me
immediately.
Although we have not meet before, but I suggest that this transaction
will
bring us together.
My dear, we have a customer, a foreigner but base here in Nigeria, his
Name
is Mr. Hamilton Creek. He is from Atlanta Georgia United State of
America,
but base here with his wife and his two children, Mr. Hamilton has been
banking with our bank for the past 4yrs, some time August 2002, Mr.
Hamilton
was on his way to his house, and unfortunately, Mr. Hamilton ran into a
Trailer load of Groundnut Oil, and died immediately, their car got
burnt,
no single soul was saved, Mr. Hamilton Creek and his entire family was
confirmed
died.
My Board Directors and Board Management of Access Bank Nigeria Limited
has
mandated and instructed me to look for Mr. Hamilton Creek
relation/relatives
and his next of Kin to come and claim Mr. Hamilton's Fund, Since August
2002 till date, I have been looking for Mr. Hamilton Creek relation's
and
relatives/Next of Kin to come and claim Mr. Hamilton's Fund which he
deposited
with our bank, I have contacted his Embassy and after 3days, his
Ambassador
told me that Mr. Hamilton Creek has no relation and no next of kin,
their
Ambassador told me that Mr. Hamilton used his first son as his next of
kin,
but it is quite unfortunate that Mr. Hamilton Creek died with all his
family
members.
The reason why I contacted you is thus, Mr. Hamilton is dead, and his
only
son whom supposed to inherit his properties and money also died with
him.
As at this moment, nobody or person is coming to claim this money
from
our bank. The board directors and management of our bank has told me
that
if nobody or person apply for the claim of Mr. Hamilton Fund, the
bank
will return Mr. Hamilton's Fund into our Federal Reserve.
In the Light of the above, I want you to stand as the Relation/relative
of Late Mr. Hamilton Creek, I want you to act as the Hamilton's
Brother,
so that you will inherit Mr. Hamilton Creek Money which he deposited
with
our bank, it might interest you to know that Mr. Hamilton has a
Domiciliary
Bank Account with our Bank and he has a total sum of US$9.2M Nine
Million
Two Hundred Thousand Dollars, this is the exact amount which late Mr.
Hamilton
Creek has in his domiciliary Account, and this money is still in his
account
as unclaimed money.
This transaction is very easy and simple, and it is 100% risk free, I'm
the Manager for International Relations with Access Bank Nigeria
Limited,
and the Management and Board Directors of the Bank are waiting for me
to
provide to them the Relation or next of Kin to late Mr. Hamilton Creek,
of which I told them that I am still searching the next of kin to the
deceased.
Finally, if you are interested with this transaction, I will front you
to
the bank as the only next of kin to late Mr. Hamilton Creek, and I will
let the bank know that you are the only right person to inherit late
Mr.
Hamilton Funds and properties. if you agree with me, I will present you
to my bank as the rightful person/next of kin to Late Mr. Hamilton
Creek,
and all Mr. Hamilton Creek Properties and his Money US$9.2M Nine
Million
Two Hundred Thousand Dollars will be Transferred into your own Account
as
Mr. Hamilton Creek next of kin. If you are interested, let me inform
you
that I have all the documents to back you-up claim the funds, so you
have
nothing to worry, if you are interested, just email me your full name,
address,
telephone/mobile number including your age so that my lawyer can
prepare the
relevant documents to facilitate this transaction, if you are
interested, late
Mr. Hamilton Funds will be Credited into your Account and all his
Properties
will be Released to you either through Courier Services or the Bank
will Cargo
all his properties to you in any were you want it. So reply me
immediately and
let me know what you say, feel free to ask any questions.
We will share Late Mr. Hamilton Creek Funds 50-50; you will take 50% of
the
US$9.2M. Which is US$4.600, 000.00 Four Million Six Hundred Thousand
Dollars,
while the Balance of the same amount will be mine. I will be waiting
for your
immediate
response, Thanks and have a nice day.
Friendly Regards
Mr. Benson Smith
anyone have any suggestions?
ACCESS BANK NIGERIA LIMITED.
PLOT#: 6/108 BROAD STREET, P.O.BOX: 70007.P.M.B: 2276009.
TELEX: NMBL0096.TEL: +234-80-285-26809
Personal Email: [email protected]
Official Email:[email protected]
FROM THE DESK: Mr. Benson Smith.
MANAGER OF INTERNATIONAL RELATION.
ACCESS BANK NIGERIA LIMITED.
LAGOS-NIGERIA.
Attention: Sir/Madam/Director/Ceo,
Please permit me to introduce my humble self to you, I am Mr. Benson
Smith,
I am the Manager of International Relation with Access Bank Nigeria
Limited,
I 'm 38yrs old, I got your email address on the Internet, and my
confidence
reposed on you. I hope you read this message carefully and reply me
immediately.
Although we have not meet before, but I suggest that this transaction
will
bring us together.
My dear, we have a customer, a foreigner but base here in Nigeria, his
Name
is Mr. Hamilton Creek. He is from Atlanta Georgia United State of
America,
but base here with his wife and his two children, Mr. Hamilton has been
banking with our bank for the past 4yrs, some time August 2002, Mr.
Hamilton
was on his way to his house, and unfortunately, Mr. Hamilton ran into a
Trailer load of Groundnut Oil, and died immediately, their car got
burnt,
no single soul was saved, Mr. Hamilton Creek and his entire family was
confirmed
died.
My Board Directors and Board Management of Access Bank Nigeria Limited
has
mandated and instructed me to look for Mr. Hamilton Creek
relation/relatives
and his next of Kin to come and claim Mr. Hamilton's Fund, Since August
2002 till date, I have been looking for Mr. Hamilton Creek relation's
and
relatives/Next of Kin to come and claim Mr. Hamilton's Fund which he
deposited
with our bank, I have contacted his Embassy and after 3days, his
Ambassador
told me that Mr. Hamilton Creek has no relation and no next of kin,
their
Ambassador told me that Mr. Hamilton used his first son as his next of
kin,
but it is quite unfortunate that Mr. Hamilton Creek died with all his
family
members.
The reason why I contacted you is thus, Mr. Hamilton is dead, and his
only
son whom supposed to inherit his properties and money also died with
him.
As at this moment, nobody or person
from
our bank. The board directors and management of our bank has told me
that
if nobody or person
bank
will return Mr. Hamilton's Fund into our Federal Reserve.
In the Light of the above, I want you to stand as the Relation/relative
of Late Mr. Hamilton Creek, I want you to act as the Hamilton's
Brother,
so that you will inherit Mr. Hamilton Creek Money which he deposited
with
our bank, it might interest you to know that Mr. Hamilton has a
Domiciliary
Bank Account with our Bank and he has a total sum of US$9.2M Nine
Million
Two Hundred Thousand Dollars, this is the exact amount which late Mr.
Hamilton
Creek has in his domiciliary Account, and this money is still in his
account
as unclaimed money.
This transaction is very easy and simple, and it is 100% risk free, I'm
the Manager for International Relations with Access Bank Nigeria
Limited,
and the Management and Board Directors of the Bank are waiting for me
to
provide to them the Relation or next of Kin to late Mr. Hamilton Creek,
of which I told them that I am still searching the next of kin to the
deceased.
Finally, if you are interested with this transaction, I will front you
to
the bank as the only next of kin to late Mr. Hamilton Creek, and I will
let the bank know that you are the only right person to inherit late
Mr.
Hamilton Funds and properties. if you agree with me, I will present you
to my bank as the rightful person/next of kin to Late Mr. Hamilton
Creek,
and all Mr. Hamilton Creek Properties and his Money US$9.2M Nine
Million
Two Hundred Thousand Dollars will be Transferred into your own Account
as
Mr. Hamilton Creek next of kin. If you are interested, let me inform
you
that I have all the documents to back you-up claim the funds, so you
have
nothing to worry, if you are interested, just email me your full name,
address,
telephone/mobile number including your age so that my lawyer can
prepare the
relevant documents to facilitate this transaction, if you are
interested, late
Mr. Hamilton Funds will be Credited into your Account and all his
Properties
will be Released to you either through Courier Services or the Bank
will Cargo
all his properties to you in any were you want it. So reply me
immediately and
let me know what you say, feel free to ask any questions.
We will share Late Mr. Hamilton Creek Funds 50-50; you will take 50% of
the
US$9.2M. Which is US$4.600, 000.00 Four Million Six Hundred Thousand
Dollars,
while the Balance of the same amount will be mine. I will be waiting
for your
immediate
response, Thanks and have a nice day.
Friendly Regards
Mr. Benson Smith
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