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.....and the first one says "look at them deer tracks". The second one argues and says "those are clearly moose tracks". Nodding it's head the third one replies "you're all wrong. It's obviously bear tracks". And while they were still arguing the train hit them.





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A guy walks into a bar,takes a seat and says"Who wants to hear a blonde joke?"The bartender happens to weigh in at roughly 320,and also happens to be a blonde headed male.He looks the guy square in the eyes and says"I am a blonde,that big guy next to you is a blonde and the other big guy at the end is a blonde.Now are you sure you want to tell that joke?".The little guy looks at the bartender and replies"Not if it means I'll have to explain it three times!!!"
 

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every day this good looking girl came to work ,, and as soon as she entered the room, this particular male, gets up real close to her and takes a real deep breath and tells her, that her hair really smells wonderful,, after about a week she gets tired of it and went to human resourses to file a sexual harassment complaint,, she tells the H.R director about the guy telling her everyday that her hair smelled good,, the hr directer ask her what is so bad about some guy telling you that your hair smells good,,,,, she says yeah but,,,, its Harvey the midget thats telling me this
 
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