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Headlines For The Year 2029

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#1 ·
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
largest
country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as
Mexifornia's
third language.

Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped.


Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10
more
years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally,

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces
mail
delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight
loss

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter
speed,
they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. :thumbup:

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil
rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
swatters must be registered by January 1st,2036

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
contributions to campaign accounts.

Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with
congressman.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
 
#7 ·
Oh my word, what a bunch of pessimists. :rolleyes: Maybe I'm just naive but I honestly believe things won't get that bad. At least we'll still have our hotrods. Just think, a 32 deuce coupe will be 97 years old, and the tri five Chevys will be coming up to thier 75th anniversary! I wonder how many will still be around, or even if they will still be legal to drive.

Rich :D